Kids say the funniest things

Excerpted from the Columbus Dispatch, (compiled by Accent staff) 5/15/91:
<Accent is the only portion of the Dispatch worth reading, IMHO>

Accent asked students at Columbus Beck School, and Dublins Chapman
Elementary to study a list of 20 axioms with the key words missing.

<Here are a few of my favorites:>

–If you cant stand the heat, get a Pool.

–If you cant stand the heat, get out of the oven.

–A bird in the hand is messy.

–Dont count your chickens, eat them.

–You cant teach an old dog new math.

–When in Rome, do Roman numerals in math.

–When in Rome, do bulls run around town?

–Too many cooks, so little meals.

–A fool and his money are my best friends.

–A penny saved is one cent.

–Look before you run into a pole.

–A watched pot never disappears.

–A rolling stone makes you flat.

–A rolling stone is a singing rock group.

–Every cloud has a wet spot.

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