After the Great Britain Beer Festival, in London, all the brewery
presidents decided to go out for a beer.

The guy from Corona sits down and says Hey Senior, I would like the
worlds best beer, a Corona. The bartender dusts off a bottle from the
shelf and gives it to him.

The guy from Budweiser says Id like the best beer in the world, give
me The King Of Beers, a Budweiser. The bartender gives him one.

The guy from Coors says Id like the only beer made with Rocky Mountain
spring water, give me a Coors. He gets it.

The guy from Guinness sits down and says Give me a Coke. The bartender
is a little taken aback, but gives him what he ordered.

The other brewery presidents look over at him and ask Why arent you
drinking a Guinness? and the Guinness president replies Well, if you
guys arent drinking beer, neither will I.