Mr. Smith, president of a large corporation, called his vice president into his office. Were making some cutbacks, so either Jack or Barbara will have to be laid off.

Dave looked at Mr. Smith and said, Barbara is my best worker, but Jack has a wife and three kids. I dont know who to fire.

The next morning Dave waited for his employees to arrive. Barbara was the first to come in. So Dave said, Barbara, Ive got to lay you or Jack off and I dont know what to do.

Barbara replied, Youd better jack-off, Ive got a headache.

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