Little Johnny comes home from school with a note from his teacher, indicating that Johnny seems to be having some difficulty with the differences between boys and girls, and would his mother, please sit down and have a talk with Johnny about this.

So Johnnys mother takes him quietly, by the hand, upstairs to her bedroom, and closes the door.

– First, Johnny, I want you to take off my blouse…

so he unbuttons her blouse and takes it off.

– Ok, now take off my skirt…

and he takes off her skirt.

– Now take off my bra…

which he does.

– And now, Johnny, please take off my panties.

and when Johnny finishes removing those, she says,

Johnny, PLEASE dont wear any of my clothes to school any more!