Less is more

A women needs money which her husband refuses to give her. So
she decides to go out and earn it on her own.

She comes home with fifty dollars and twenty-five cents.

Whos the cheapo who only gave you a quarter? her husband asks.

They all did.

Note: For all those who are offended by any inherent sexism in this joke, swap husband/wife.

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