Excerpts from actual letters sent to landlords

Could you please send someone to fix our bath tap? My wife got her toe stuck in it and it is very uncomfortable for us.

I want to complain about the farmer across the road. Every morning at 5:30 his cock wakes me up, and it is getting too much.

When the workmen were here, they put their tools in my wifes new drawers and made a mess. Please send men with clean tools to finish the job and keep my wife happy.