After WWII, two Poles returned to their destroyed village to locate the first ones wife. Going through the rubble, Victor came across a dismembered arm and called over, Hey, Stanley, wasnt this Anyas arm? I think this is the wristwatch you gave her.

I dunno, Victor, said Stanley, and they continued the search.

A little while later, Victor came across a severed leg.

Stanley, couldnt this be part of Anya? She had great legs. Stanley shrugged and they walked on.

Finally the energetic Victor came across a womans head, which he held out at arms length for his friends inspection.

Nope, said Stanley at last. Anya was a lot taller.