Loud screech followed shortly by a terrific thud

Sir is comfortably seated in an armchair in the library, reading a newspaper. John has just brought in coffee, when a loud screech echoes through the room, followed shortly by a terrific thud.

Sir looks up. What was that dreadful noise?

John steps over to the window and carefully looks from behind the curtains.

Sir, a car just took a right turn.

John, no car in the world would make such noise just for taking a right turn!

Sir, indeed, but you see, there was no street to the right.

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