Men Are Like…

What is the insensitive bit at the base of the penis called?

The man.

Whats the difference between government bonds and men?

Bonds mature.

Whats the difference between a man and E.T.?

E.T. phoned home.

How are men like noodles?

Theyre always in hot water, they lack taste, and they need dough.

Why do men like BMWs?

They can spell it.

What do an anniversary and a toilet have in common?

Men always miss them.

Why are men like popcorn?

They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

Why are men and spray paint alike?

One squeeze and theyre all over you.

Why are men like blenders?

You need one, but youre not quite sure why.

Why is food better than men?

Because you dont have to wait an hour for seconds.

Why do so many women fake orgasm?

Because so many men fake foreplay.

Why are women so bad at mathematics?

Because men keep telling them that this |

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