AGE DRINK

17 beer

25 beer

35 vodka

48 double vodka

66 Maalox



SEDUCTION LINE

17 My parents are away for the weekend.

25 My girlfriend is away for the weekend.

35 My fiancee is away for the weekend.

48 My wife is away for the weekend.

66 My second wife is dead.



FAVORITE SPORT

17 sex

25 sex

35 sex

48 sex

66 napping



DRUG

17 pot

25 pot & alcohol

35 alcohol

48 power

66 scotch, a limousine, the company jet



DEFINITION OF A SUCCESSFUL DATE

17 tongue

25 breakfast

35 I didnt bump into her kids.

48 She didnt set back my therapy.

66 Got home alive.



FAVORITE FEMALE PART

17 All

25 Breasts

35 Breasts

48 Breasts

66 Small butt in a thong



FAVORITE ACT

17 Anything we can get

25 Missionary

35 Oral

48 Oral

66 Oral



FAVORITE PLACE

17 Any place

25 His bedroom

35 Any place her kids arent

48 Her bedroom

66 Anywhere theres an oxygen tank



FAVORITE FANTASY

17 getting to third

25 airplane sex

35 menage a trois

48 taking his company public

66 Swiss maid/Nazi love slave



HOUSE PET

17 roaches

25 stoned-out college roommate

35 Irish setter

48 children from his first marriage

66 Bambi



WHATS THE IDEAL AGE TO GET MARRIED?

17 25

25 35

35 48

48 66

66 17



IDEAL DATE

17 Triple Stephen King feature at a drive-in

25 Split the check before we go back to my place

35 Just come over.

48 Just come over and cook.

66 sex in the company jet on the way to Vegas to see Frank