Minority logic

Often times, minorities are mistreated by the majority, which leads to civil rights abuses, discrimination, and bad jokes.

This is unfair, so minorities have developed a method of defending themselves from the majority … it goes like this:

Were picked on because were different from everyone else.

You shouldnt pick on us because deep down, were the same as everybody else.

But were going to lobby for special treatment to ensure that were different from everyone else…

And when we get it, we can tell everyone else how we are finally accepted as being equal to everyone else.

Unless everyone else complains about being picked on because theyre different from everyone else…

In which case well lobby against them, because they shouldnt be treated different from everybody else, when theyre really the same as everybody else.

And if someone tries to point out that thats what we did, well tell them to go someplace else.

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