Mommy Dearest!

As I was trying to pack for vacation, my 3-year-old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, she said, Mom, look at this, and stuck out two of her fingers.

Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck her fingers in my mouth and said, Mommy is gonna eat your fingers! pretending to eat them before I rushed out of the room again.

When I returned, my daughter was standing on the bed staring at her fingers with a devastated look on her face and tears down her face.

I said, Whats wrong honey?

Sad and broken up she looked at me and said –

Mommy, wheres my booger?

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