Mormons and Lightbulbs

How many Mormons Does it take to change a lightbulb?

Young Women: Only one but she has to say the theme first.

Relief Society: One to bring the doilies, ten to bring a salad or dessert, and one to change the lightbulb.

High Priests: One to change the lightbulb and one to hold the oxygen tank.

Anyone else: They change the light bulb while the ward clerk decides how much to refund them.

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