My daily prayer (some adult language)

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Dear God:

Please grant me the serenity to accept the things that I cannot change, the courage to change the things I cannot accept and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed today because they pissed me off.

And also, please help me to be careful of the toes I step on today, as they may be connected to the ass that I may have to kiss tomorrow. So far today, God, I have done all right. I havent gossiped. I havent lost my temper. I havent been greedy, grumpy, nasty, selfish, or over-indulgent.

I am very thankful for that but in a few minutes, I am going to get out of bed. And from then on, I am going to need a lot more help.


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