New bumper stickers.

Bumper stickers seen this weekend …..

Youre just jealous because the voices are talking to me.

I have the body of a god……..Buddha.

This would be really funny if it werent happening to me.

Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.

The face is familiar but i cant quite remember my name.

Illiterate? Write for help.

Honk if anything falls off.

He who hesitates is not only lost but miles from the next exit.

This isnt my idea of a good time.

Its been lovely, but I have to scream now.

Uniquely maladjusted, but fun.

This bumper sticker exploits illiterates.

I havent lost my mind its backed up on disk somewhere.

Oh, evolve!

Gone crazy be back shortly.

If youre not outraged youre not paying attention.

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