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Jun

New Drivers License

Junior had just received his brand new drivers license. To celebrate, the whole family trooped out to the driveway and climbed into the car for his inaugural drive. Dad immediately headed to the back seat, directly behind the newly minted driver. Ill bet youre back there to get a change of scenery after all those months of sitting in the front passenger seat teaching me how to drive, said the beaming boy to his old man. Nope, came dads reply, Im gonna sit back here and kick the back of your seat while you drive, just like you have been doing to me for sixteen years.

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