Two bored casino dealers were waiting at the craps tables for players when a gorgeous blonde lady walked in and asked if they minded if she bet twenty thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice. She said, I hope you dont mind, but I feel much luckier when Im completely naked. With that, she stripped off all her clothes and then rolled the dice while yelling Come on baby, momma needs new clothes! She then jumped up and down, hugging each of the casino dealers while yelling YES, I WIN! I CANT BELIEVE IT, I WIN!! With that, she picked up her winnings and clothes and quickly left. The dealers stood there staring at each other dumbfounded, until one finally asked the other, What the hell did she roll anyway? The second dealer answered, I thought you were paying attention!
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Jan
Additional Jokes From "Blonde"
- Stopped Using the Pill
- Bigfoot Blonde
- Question and answer blonde joke
- Student has compulsion to have sex with every man she meets
- Brunette Shopping
- Blonde With 2 Horses
- A bunch of blonde jokes…woo-hoo!
- Q: Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a flat forehead?
- Is your blinker on?
- Death in the Family!
- The Blonde Flight Attendant
- At the Porno Store
- Stranded on an island
- The locked up car keys..
- Puzzle