Off the Toilet wall
Wit and wisdom on the dunny walls of the world:
Friends dont let friends take home ugly men.
– Womens toilet, Dewey Beach, Delaware.
The best way to a mans heart is to saw his breastplate open.
– Womens toilet, Champaign, Illinois.
Beauty is only a light switch away.
– Perkins Library, Duke University, Durham, North Carolina.
Ive decided that to raise my grades I must lower my standards.
– Houghton Library, Harvard, Cambridge, Massachusetts.
God made pot. Man made beer. Who do you trust?
– The Irish Times, Washington DC.
Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
– Baton Rouge, Louisiana.
At the feast of ego, everyone leaves hungry.
– Tucson, Arizona.
No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her shit.
– Mens toilet, Chapel Hill, North Carolina.
A Womens Rule of Thumb – if it has tyres or testicles, youre going to have trouble with it.
– Womens toilet, Dallas, Texas.
Jesus Saves, but wouldnt it be better if he had invested?
– Mens toilet, American University, Washington DC.
Express Lane: Five beers or less.
– Sign over one of the urinals, Phoenix, Arizona.
Youre too good for him.
– Sign over mirror in womens toilet, Beverly Hills, California.
No wonder you always go home alone.
– Sign over mirror in mens toilet, Beverly Hills, California.
If life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life, then lets all get wasted together and have the time of our lives. – Armands Pizza, Washington DC.
To do is to be – Descartes
To be is to do – Sartre
Do be do be do – Frank Sinatra
– Mens toilets, Scottsdale, Arizona.
Its hard to make a comeback when you havent been anywhere.
– Written in dust on back of a bus, Wickenburg, Arizona.
Make love, not war – hell, do both, get married!
– Womens toilet, Bozeman, Montana.
If voting could really change things, it would be illegal.
– Revolution Books, New York.
Cele mai Votate Pisici