Off to the Bank

A man and a woman met in an elevator. Where are you headed today? the man asked. Im going down to give blood. How much do you get paid for giving blood? Oh, about $20. Wow, said the man, Im going up to donate sperm, and the sperm bank pays $100. The woman then walked off angrily. The next day, the man and woman met at the elevator once again. Fancy meeting you again. Where you off to today? Sperm bank, she said with her mouth full.

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