Two good friends are out driving on Route 66 and one guy
has to take a leak. Being in the middle of nowhere they pull over
by some shrubbery and the guy goes to relieve himself.

Suddenly, he screams Aaagh! a rattler bit my cock!
Relax! says his friend, Ill go find a pay phone and call a doctor.

So his friend drives off and finds a pay phone, call a doctor
and asks what he should do. Well, said the doc, you must cut
crosses in the wound and suck out the poison. Is that the only way
Doc? asked the man. Yes, you must do that or hell die.

He finally gets back to friend and his friend asked So, what
did the doctor say?

Youre gonna die, mate. Youre gonna die.