Q: How do you break a Bill Clinton supporters finger?
A: Punch him in the nose.
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Jun
Según los médicos es una enfermedad, porque uno siempre termina en la cama.
Según los abogados es una injusticia, porque siempre hay uno arriba y otro abajo.
Según los ingenieros es la máquina más perfecta, porque es la única que trabaja cuando se para.
Según los arquitectos es un error, porque la zona de entretenimiento está al lado del desagüe.
Según los polÃticos es la democracia perfecta, porque goza tanto el que está arriba como el que está abajo.
Según los economistas es una mala inversión, porque es más lo que entra que lo que sale.
Según los matemáticos es la ecuación matemática perfecta, porque la mujer eleva el miembro a su máxima potencia, lo encierra entre paréntesis, le extrae el factor común y lo reduce luego a su mÃnima expresión.
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Jun
Do you know how to keep an idiot in suspense?
Ill let you know tomorrow.
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Jun
These are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself.
166. Create an army of animal crackers. Put them through basic training. Set up little checkpoints around the room. Tell your roommate that the camel spotted him/her in a restricted area and said not to do it again. Ask your roommate to apologize to the camel.
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Jun
Tulips on your organ.
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Jun
A blonde is in the car with her boyfriend and he asks her to stick her head out the window and tell him if the turn signal is working.
She sticks her head out the window and says, Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No.
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Jun
Nurse: No change yet.
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Jun
A gent spots a nice looking girl in a bar goes up and starts small talk. Seeing that she didnt back off he asked her name.
Carmen, she replied.
Thats a nice name, he said warming up the conversation,
Who named you, your mother?
No, I named myself, she answered.
Oh, thats interesting. Why Carmen?
Because I like cars, and I like men, she said looking directly into his eyes. So whats your name? she asked.
Beersex.
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Jun
for the halibut.(hell of it)
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Jun
You might be a redneck if…
You have a house thats mobile and five cars that arent.