A Dublin lawyer died in poverty and many barristers of the city subscribed to a fund for his funeral. The Lord Chief Justice of Orbury was asked to donate a shilling.
Only a shilling to bury an attorney?, said the Justice, Heres a guinea, go and bury 20 of them.
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Q: Why cant they have sex ed and drivers ed on the same day in Arkansas high schools?
A: Its too hard on the mule!
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Q:why do gypsies walk funny?
A:cause theyve got crystal balls
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3. If you consider Mac and Cheese a balanced meal.
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Why do slow down and slow up mean the same thing?
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Chicken Little only has to be right once.
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Three oriental girls are in the temple.
The first one is chanting, Oh great Buddha, send me a man with a dragon on his chest!
The second one is chanting, Oh great Buddha, send me a man with two dragons on his chest!
The third on is chanting, Oh great Buddha, send me a man with his dragn on the ground!
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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar and asked the bartender…
Brunette: Ill have a B and C. Bartender:What is a B and C?. Brunette: Bourbon and Coke.
Redhead: And, Ill have a G and T. Bartender: Whats a G and T? Redhead: Gin and tonic.
Blonde: Ill have a
15. Bartender: Whats a 15? Blonde: 7 and 7