A little boy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened. Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100. When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to God, USA, they decided to send it to President Bush. The President was so impressed, touched, and amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a $5.00 bill. President Bush thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy.The little boy was delighted with the $5.00 and sat down to write a thank you note to God, which read:Dear God,Thank you very much for sending the money, however, I noticed that for some reason you had to send it through Washington D.C. and, as usual, those crooks deducted $95.00.
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Oct
17
Oct
Knock Knock
Whos there?
Harry!
Harry who?
Harry you been!
17
Oct
Isnt putting Bill Clinton in charge of a trust fund as insane as putting in a draft-dodger as Commander in Chief?
17
Oct
Bottle feeding: An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 am too.
Defense: What youd better have around de yard if youre going to let the children play outside.
Drooling: How teething babies wash their chins.
17
Oct
Q: How many London taxi drivers does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: (Cue typical indignant Saaaaf London accent) What ? Go all the way up there and come back empty ? You must be jokin mate !
17
Oct
Dos compadres terminan una kilométrica borrachera y, por miedo al enojo de sus mujeres, deciden rentar un cuarto de hotel para descansar hasta que se les baje la embriaguez. Sin embargo, solamente consiguen un cuarto con una cama donde deciden pasar la noche. A eso de las tres de la mañana le dice un compadre al otro:
Compadre, ¿no te duele la cabeza?
No, ¿por qué?
¡Porque ahà te va el resto!
17
Oct
LAW 1: No matter how bad your last shot was, the worst is yet to come. This law does not expire on the 18th hole, since it has the supernatural tendency to extend over the course of a tournament, a summer and, eventually, a lifetime.
17
Oct
Experience is what you get when you were expecting something else.
17
Oct
Sure, everyone wants to save the whales, but not one voice is raised
on behalf of the plankton!
-Richard Guindon
17
Oct
Why cant you tell blondes knock-knock jokes? Because they leave to answer the door.