Un hombre va a visitar a su esposa que llevaba varios anos en coma. En esta visita decide acariciarle el pecho izquierdo en vez de solo hablarle.
Haciendo esto, a ella se le escapa un suspiro.
El hombre sale corriendo para decÃrselo al doctor, y le dice que es una buena señal y que pruebe a acariciarle el pecho derecho.
El hombre entra en la habitación, le acaricia el derecho y esto hace que suspire aun mas fuerte. El doctor le sugiere al hombre que vaya dentro y que pruebe con sexo oral a ver si con eso se despierta.
El hombre entra, y sale a los cinco minutos diciéndole al doctor que su mujer está muerta.
El doctor le pregunta que ha pasado, a lo que el hombre le esponde:
Se ha ahogado, doctor.
Posted in Chistes chistosos |
What did one Lesbian frog say to the other Lesbian frog?
You know what…we DO taste like chicken!
Posted in Animal |
Please do not steal, the IRS hates competition!
Posted in Business |
In every work of genius we recognize our rejected thoughts.
Posted in Business |
A man of quality does not fear a woman seeking equality.
Posted in Business |
We reserve the right to serve refuse to anyone.
Posted in One Liners |
One of my teachers always jokes around with us and during class and all the kids talk about his personal life. And one day during class our teacher bent over to pick his pen up and his hiney was all up in my friends face.
And my teachers favorite student said Hey MR.******, why are you wearing a thong, and then everyone started saying things like hes wearing a pink frilly thong! or it has to be XXL! And then Mr.****** said loudly My personal life is none of yalls buisness!Alright? And every one, including me said no! And Mr.****** said Me and my thong aint none of yalls buisness! Clearly Mr****** just admitted that he wears a thong! Everyone busted out laughing, and our teacher was REALLY blushing! LOL!!!
Posted in True Stories |
Do you know why Santa Claus does not have any children? Because he only comes once a year, and thats down a chimmey.
Posted in Stupid |
0000 You dont have to worry about X-girlfriends
0001 You know theyll be up all night long.
0010 They take virus protection seriously.
0011 Theyre just like a network, they often go down on you.
0100 They dont BYTE (but they do NIBBLE a little)
1010 They may just live up to their homepage.
0110 If it doesnt work out, you can always DUMP them.
0111 They can turn off interrupts for private moments.
1000 alt.sex.bondage
1001 Theres never a NULL moment.
Posted in General / Unsorted |
A priest was asked to dinner by one of his parishioners.
When he sat down at the table, he noticed that the dishes were
the dirtiest that he had ever seen in his life.
Were these dishes ever washed? he asked his hostess, running his fingers over the grit and grime.
She replied, Of course they were cleaned Father.
Theyre as clean as soap and water could get them.
He felt a bit apprehensive, but blessed the food anyway and they all started eating. The meal was delicious and he paid his compliments in spite the dirty dishes.
When dinner was over, the hostess took the dishes outside and yells –
Here Soap! Here Water!
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