Yo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.
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Yo mama so stupid she jumped out the window and went up.
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Yo mama has so much hair on her upper lip, she braids it.
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Yo mama so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of george washingtons nose.
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Yo mama so fat that when she sits on the beach, Greenpeace shows up and tries to tow her back into the ocean…..
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Yo mama so fat she steps on a scale & it goes one at a time please
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Yo mama so dark she has to wear white gloves when she eats Tootsie Rolls to keep from eating her fingers.
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Yo mama so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas.
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Yo mama so stupid she thought a quarterback was an income tax refund.
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Yo mama so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, What ya doin? She said, Buying luggage.