Q: Whats a word for Clintons 92 campaign
A: A snow job.
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Q: Do you know why Clinton gave the Federal employees the day off on Wednesday?
A: It was Secretaries Day and he was too cheap to buy his a present!
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Bills brother who who owns a band, Politics, will be playing at the inauguration if Bill Clinton gets elected. Bills brother will bring down the house just like Bill Clinton will bring down the country. — MTV News
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Q: What do the Republicans have that Bill Clinton wishes he had?
A: A mandate to govern.
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Thank you, Bill Clinton, for costing me my job. I will repay you in 1996.
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Q: Whats the difference between a Bill Clinton and a carp?
A: Ones a scum sucking bottom feeder and the others a fish.
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Before his infamous haircut on the tarmac, Clinton asked his stylist Christophe, How long will this take, how much will it cost, and how good will this look?
Christophe replied just ten minutes, cost $20, and look marvelous. An hour and fifteen minutes later, Clinton looked into the mirror in horror and Christophe handed him a bill for $200.
Clinton gasped, You took too long, it doesnt look that great, and it is costing me ten times more than you said!
Christophe replied, That makes us even.
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Q: How can you tell when Clinton is ready for battle [in Bosnia]?
A: Hes got his jogging suit on.
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Carter is no longer the worst U.S. President
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Hillary Clinton died and, Lord knows why, went to heaven. St. Peter approached her and says Hillary, I know youre somebody down on Earth, but up here, youre just another person. And, Im swamped right now, so have a seat and Ill get back with you as soon as I can.
So Hillary sits down and begins looking at her surroundings. She notices a huge wall that extends as far as the eye can see. And on that wall there are millions and millions of clocks. She cant help notice that on occasion some of the clocks jump ahead fifteen minutes.
When St. Peter returns she asks Whats the deal with the clocks?
St. Peter replies There is a clock on the wall for every married man on Earth.
Hillary asks, Well what does it mean when the clock jumps ahead 15 minutes?
St. Peter replies, That means that the man that belongs to that clock has just committed adultery.
Hillary asks, Well, is my husbands clock on the wall?
St. Peter replies, Of course not. God has it in his office and is using it for an electric fan.