Yo mama so fat that she cant tie her own shoes.
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Yo mama so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
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Dec
Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world
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Dec
Yo mama so stupid she put out the cigarette butt that was heating your house.
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Dec
Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
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Yo mama so ugly they filmed Gorillas in the Mist in her shower!
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Dec
Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th
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Yo mama so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone.
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Dec
Yo mama so fat even Bill Gates couldnt pay for her liposuction!
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Dec
Yo mama so fat she has to buy two airline tickets.