Q: How many battery chickens does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 21. 1 to change the bulb, and 20 to provide the current.
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Q: How many election canvassers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. Theyd just go round telling everyone that its time for a change but the only way this can come about is if everyone votes for New lightbulb.
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Q: How many Democratic presidential candidates from 1988 did it take to screw in a lightbulb ?
A: (Paul Simon) My media experts tell me Im foolish for wearing my hair the same way I did in the 50s. But thats what Paul Simons all about. And I suppose my media experts are gonna say Im foolish for this, but in all candor, I change my light bulbs the same way I did in the 50s: my wife gets on a ladder and I turn it.
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Q: How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: It doesnt matter, they dont have any electricity anymore.
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Q: How many keyboardists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: One to light a candle and say its just as good as electric light.
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Q: How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: Two: one to hold the bulb, and one to turn his throne (but only after they figure out that you have to turn the bulb).
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Q: How many MPs does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Twenty-one. One to change it and twenty to form a fact-finding committee to learn more about how its done.
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Q: How many retarded Italian gardeners does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: One, but dont expect results.
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Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: How many can you afford?
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Q: How many jugglers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One, but it takes at least three light bulbs.