Two Irishmen, Abdul and Mohammed, are driving their camel across the
desert. At the last two oases, the camel has refused to drink, and is now
quite dry. They fear he will die of dehydration. They reach one more
oasis, and after Abdul and Mohammed have slacked their thirst, they start
to work on getting the camel to drink. No amount of urging, cursing, or
beating the camel sticks will get him to drink the water.
Finally, in desperation, Mohammed tells Abdul: We will force him to drink.
I will grab his ears and push his head down into the water. Meanwhile, you
go around the back and suck. Abdul agrees, and they begin the plan.
After several minutes have passed, Mohammed asks Abdul: How are things
coming back there? Abdul replies: I think you have his head too low, all
I am getting is mud!
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Why dont black people like country music?
– Every time they call a Hoe down they think their mamas
been shot.
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Why dont [ethnics] go elephant hunting?
The decoys are too heavy.
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Why did they invent white chocolate?
So that black guys could get dirty too.
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What do you call Mexican-Soul food?
– NachoMammas.
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If American women use FDS, and French women use feminique, what
do [ethnic] women use?
Janitor in a drum.
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Top 10 Reasons For Being American
You can have a woman president without electing her
You can spell colour wrong and get away with it
You can call Budweiser beer
You can be a crook and still be president
If youve got enough money you can get elected to do anything
If youve got a drivers licence you can get a gun
You can invent a new public holiday every year
You can play golf in the most hideous clothes ever made and nobody seems to care.
You get to call everyone youve never met buddy
You can be Irish and American at the same time
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Why are the streets of Paris lined with trees?
So the German soldiers can march in the shade.
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Why is Superman afraid of [ethnic] people more than Lex Luther?
Lex Luther will steal his identity. [Ethnic] people will steal his identity
and his costume.
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Whats the difference between a Jewish American Princess and a canoe?
– Canoes tip.
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