Insanity is one mind working in two different directions at once.
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Dec
31
Dec
A blonde buys a plane ticket to Miami. (Its a coach Ticket). When she gets on the plane she sits in first class.
The steward who checks tickets says, Im so sorry, this is a coach ticket and your sitting in 1st class.
I can do What-eva I want, Im a blonde. Well Ill get the pilot.
The pilot comes and whispers in the blondes ear and she leaves. The steward looks amazed and says, What did you say?
The pilot simply says, I told her 1st class wasnt going to Miami, just coach was!!!
31
Dec
Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted.
31
Dec
Contrary to popular belief Tattoos are not permanent.
They usually rot away a few days after you die.
31
Dec
It was all so different before everything changed.
-Ashleigh Brilliant
31
Dec
Where theres a will… I want to be on it.
31
Dec
I may be 25, but I have the intelligence of a 27-year old.
31
Dec
31
Dec
It would be terrible if the Red Cross Bloodmobile got into an accident. No,
wait. That would be good because if anyone needed it, the blood would be
right there.
31
Dec
Money is the root of all evil,
and a man needs roots.