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23. Whenever your roommate turns your way, begin frowning.
18
Jul
18
Jul
How can you identify an [ethnic] pirate?
Hes the one with patches over both eyes.
18
Jul
A naked lady standing on the street in the combat zone, flags down a
cab, hops in and says, Take me to Georgetown.
The cabby replies, Come on lady, what are you going to pay me with?
You dont even have a handbag.
The lady smiles, opens her legs and points saying, With this of
course.
After thinking for a moment, the cabby replies, Have you got anything
smaller?
18
Jul
It was a hot summer day and two nuns were painting a room in the convent.
As there was no air conditioning the heat soon became unbearable. The first nun said that they should remove their clothes so that they would be cooler.
The second said what if someone should come?
The first said well lock the door and then we will be safe. So they lock the door and continue painting when there is a knock on the door.
The first nun asks who it is and the reply comes back It is the blind man.
The two nuns confer and decide that the blind man cant see anything and let him in, at which time the man says Nice tits sisters, where do you want these blinds?
18
Jul
What goes Clip clop clip clop clip clop BANG clip clop clip clop
clip clop?
An Amish drive by shooting!
18
Jul
Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage.
Theyve experienced pain and bought jewellery.
18
Jul
Boris Yeltsin, Bill Clinton & Ernesto Zedillo are having drinks in Paris.
The waiter asks Laperitif?
All of them answer Oui!
The waiter looks at Zedillo Le tequila?
Zedillo: Oui!
The waiter looks at Yeltsin Le vodka?
Yeltsin: Oui!
Finally, the waiter looks at Clinton Le whisky?
Clinton: DONT YOU MENTION THAT BITCH!!!
17
Jul
Yo mama so short she models for trophys.
17
Jul
Bush got a coded message from Saddam.
It read: 370HSSV-0773H
Bush was stumped and sent for the CIA. The CIA was stumped too, so it went to the NSA.
The NSA couldnt solve it either, so they asked Bill Clinton.
He suggested turning the message upside down …
17
Jul
Venancio va a enviarle un radiomensaje a Manolo:
¿Me indica su PIN?
Claro… ahora lo recuerdo… mmmm, pues… ah, sÃ, 12345678.
¿Cuál es el mensaje?
Manolo, pasa por mi casa, que has olvidao tu pager.