Q: What do you call an eye doctor who lives on an island in the Bering Sea?
A: An optical Aleutian.
24
Jan
23
Jan
Un individuo se acerca a la barra de un bar y el camarero le pregunta:
¿Qué va a ser?
El tÃo responde muy serio, Arquitecto, voy a ser arquitecto.
El camarero sorprendido repite la pregunta de otra manera y le dice, Quiero decir que ¿Qué desea?
¡Hombre! deseo terminar la carrera en 5 años.
El camarero se empieza a mosquear y le dice, No me ha entendido. ¿Qué va usted a tomar?
¡Ah sÃ!. Pues no sé ¿Qué hay?
El camarero responde:
Pues ya ves, aquÃ… de camarero, vamos tirando. No se gana mucho pero hay cosas peores.
23
Jan
23
Jan
Pappy sees Elmer walking with a lantern and asks, Where ya going, boy?
The son smiled and replied, Im a-going courting Peggy-Sue.
The father said, When I went a-courtin, I didnt need me no dang lantern.
Sure Pa, I know, the boy said. And look what you got!
23
Jan
If two wrongs dont make a right, try three.
23
Jan
Q: Whats a brunettes mating call?
A: Has that blonde gone yet?
A2: When is that blonde bitch going to leave!?
A3: All the blondes have gone home!
23
Jan
Just remember… You gotta break some eggs to make a real mess on the
neighbors car!
Joke found on http://www.randomjoke.com
23
Jan
Why do we sing Take me out to the ball game, when we are already there?
23
Jan
> From: joe@trinity.mpd.tandem.com (Joe Senner)
> >From ables@austin.wireline.slb.com Fri Dec 17 09:54:57 1993
Forwarded to me by Joe Senner, who got it from King Ables (addresses above),
who got it from someone else …
I was musing on similarities between Santa Claus and system
administrators. Consider:
Santa is bearded, corpulent, and dresses funny.
When you ask Santa for something, the odds of receiving what you wanted are
infinitesimal.
Santa seldom answers your mail.
When you ask Santa where he gets all the stuff hes got, he says, Elves
make it for me.
Santa doesnt care about your deadlines.
Your parents ascribed supernatural powers to Santa, but did all the work
themselves.
Nobody knows who Santa has to answer to for his actions.
Santa laughs entirely too much.
Santa thinks nothing of breaking into your $HOME.
Only a lunatic says bad things about Santa in his presence.
23
Jan
A man was driving home one evening and realized that it was his daughters birthday and he hadnt bought her a present. He drove to the mall and ran to the toy store and he asked the store manager How much is that new Barbie in the window?
The Manager replied, Which one? We have –
Barbie goes to the gymfor $19.95 …
Barbie goes to the Ball for $19.95 …
Barbie goes shopping for $19.95 …
Barbie goes to the beach for $19.95…
Barbie goes to the Nightclub for $19.95 …
and Divorced Barbie for $375.00.
Why is the Divorced Barbie $375.00, when all the others are $19.95? Dad asked surprised.
Simple…Divorced Barbie comes with Kens car, Kens House, Kens boat, Kens dog, Kens cat and Kens furniture.