A
guy is in the market for a used motorcycle. He always
wanted a big Harley. He shops around, answering ads
in the newspaper, and is not having much luck. One day
he comes across a beautiful classic Harley with a for
sale" sign on it. Upon inspection, he is amazed
to find the bike in mint condition. He inquires about
it with the owner.
"This bike is beautiful! Ill take it. But you
gotta tell me how you keep it in such good shape.
"Well," says the seller, "its pretty
simple. Just make sure that if the bike is outside
and its going to rain, rub Vaseline on the chrome.
It protects it from the rain. In
fact, since youre buying the bike I wont need my
tube of Vaseline anymore. Here, you can have it."
and he hands the buyer a tube of Vaseline.
The guy buys the bike and off he goes, a happy biker.
He takes the bike over to show his girlfriend. Shes
ecstatic (being a Harley fan).
That night, he decides to ride the bike over to his
girlfriends parents house. Its the first time hes
going to meet them and figures it will make a big
impression. When
the couple gets to the house, the girlfriend grabs
her boyfriends arm.
"Honey," she says, "I gotta tell you
something about my parents before we go in. When we
eat dinner, we dont talk. In fact, the person who
says anything during dinner has to do the dishes."
"No problem," he says. And in they go.
The boyfriend is astounded. Right smack in the middle
of the living room is a huge stack of dirty dishes.
In the family room, another huge stack of dishes.
Piled up the stairs, dirty dishes. In fact, everywhere
he looks, dirty dishes. They sit down to dinner and,
sure enough, no one says a word.
As dinner progresses, the boyfriend decides to take
advantage of the situation. So he leans over and kisses
his girlfriend. No one says a word. So he decides
to reach over
and fondle her breasts. He looks at her parents, but
still they keep quiet.
So he stands up, grabs his girlfriend, strips her
naked, and they make love right on the dinner table.
Still, no one says a word.
"Her Moms kinda cute", he thinks. So he
grabs his girlfriends Mom and has his way with her
right there on the dinner table. Again, total silence.
Then, a few raindrops hit the window and the boyfriend
realizes its starting to rain. He figures hed better
take care of the motorcycle, so he pulls the Vaseline
from his
pocket.
Suddenly the father stands up and shouts: "All
right, all right! Ill do the damn dishes."