17
Jul

Pant-o-mine

This one, also, comes from Sam Sexton, in Coventry.

This is more of a visual joke, as actions should accompany the words, but Ill
leave those to your imagination….

A deaf couple are getting married, and the man decides that they should make
sure from the start that they understand important matters, so he explains
to his bride:

When I want sex with you, I will squeeze your left breast once.

When I do not want sex with you, I will squeeze your right breast twice.

When you want sex with me, you should pull my penis once.

When you do not want sex with me, you should pull my penis fifty-five times.

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