An elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked the pharmacist for Viagra. The pharmacist said, Thats no problem. How many do you want?

The man answered, Just a few, maybe four, but cut each one into four pieces.

The pharmacist said, That wont do you any good.

The elderly gentleman said, Thats all right. I dont need them for sex anymore, as Im over 80 years old. I just want it to stick out far enough so I dont pee on my shoes.

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