Pinnochio was receiving complaints from his girlfriend about consummating their passions. Every time we make love, she said, I get splinters!

So he went back to his maker, Gipetto, the carpenter, to ask for advice.

Sandpaper my boy, thats what you need, was the carpenters response.

A couple of weeks later the carpenter saw Pinnochio again, How are you getting on with the girls now?

Who needs girls? replied Pinnochio!

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