An old man gets on a crowded bus and no one gives him a seat.
As the bus shakes and rattles, the old mans cane slips on the floor and
he falls. As he gets up, a seven year old kid, sitting nearby, turns to
him and says, If you put a little rubber thingy on the end of your stick,
it wouldnt slip.

The old man snaps back: Well, if your daddy did the same thing seven
years ago, I would have a seat today.

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