There were three girls: a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde. They were running from the cops, when they ran to a farm and hid, the cops closely on their trail.

The brunette hid with the ducks. The redhead hid with the cows. And the blonde hid with potatoes.

The cops looked in the ducks pen and the brunette said, Quack, quack, quack…

The cops then looked into the cows area and the redhead said, Moooooo…

Finally, the cops looked in the the potato patch and the blonde said, Potatoooooo…