President Bill Clinton visits Pearly Gates

President Clinton died and knocked at the Pearly Gates. Who goes there? inquired St. Peter.

Its me, Bill Clinton.

What bad things did you do on Earth?

Clinton thought a bit and answered, Well, I smoked marijuana, but you shouldnt hold that against me because I didnt inhale. I guess I had some affairs, but you couldnt hold that against me because no one called them affairs! And I lied, but I didnt commit perjury.

After several moments of deliberation St. Peter replied, OK, heres the deal. Well send you someplace where it is very hot, but we wont call it Hell. Youll be there for an indefinite period of time, but we wont call it eternity. Dont abandon all hope upon entering but dont hold your breath waiting for it to freeze over.

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