Q: Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patricks Day?

A: Regular rocks are too heavy.

Q: Why cant you borrow money from a leprechaun?

A: Because theyre always a little short.

Q: Why do leprechauns have pots ogold?

A: They like to go first class!

Q: How can you tell if an Irishman is having a good time?

A: Hes Dublin over with laughter!

Q: How did the Irish Jig get started?

A: Too much to drink and not enough restrooms!

Q: What do you call an Irishman who knows how to control his wife?

A: A bachelor.

Q: What would you get if you crossed Christmas with St. Patricks Day?

A:St. OClaus!

Q: Are people jealous of the Irish?

A:Sure, theyre green with envy!

Q: Why did the leprechaun stand on the potato?

A:To keep from falling in the stew!

Q: Do leprechauns make good secretaries?

A:Sure, theyre great at shorthand!

Q: How did the leprechaun beat the Irishman to the pot of gold?

A:He took a shortcut!

Q: What do leprechauns love to barbecue?

A:Short ribs!

Q: Why are leprechauns so hard to get along with?

A:Because theyre very short – tempered!