Here are some actual quotes from labels on packing of common household products.
I was rather amused at the information written on the bag [of JONNY CAT, cat litter].
The best has to be: JONNY CAT is the best value for your money. A 20 lb. bag of JONNY CAT contains 25% more litter than 16 lb. bags, and 43% more than 14 lb. bags!
Other importanant info:
100% natural clay mined from a rare deposit makes Jonny Cat especially absorbent.
AND THEN they have a section for Other Uses of Jonny Cat:
GARAGE SPILLS – sweeps up oil and grease and reduces stains
TRASH CANS – a layer on the bottom reduces odors and discourages flies
REFRIGERATORS – an inexpensive nontoxic odor absorbent
GARDENS – enhances water retention and soil aeration, promotes growth
All this from a cat litter! Who could ask for more!