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** A waist is a terrible thing to mind. ** Air Pollution is a mist-demeanor. ** Atheism – A non-prophet organization. ** Boycott shampoo!!! Demand True poo! ** Chemistry professors never die, they just smell that way! ** Clones are people two. ** COLES LAW: Thinly sliced cabbage. ** Does the name Pavlov ring a bell? ** Energizer bunny arrested, charged with battery. ** Entropy isnt what it used to be. ** Everyone is entitled to my opinion. ** Gene Police: YOU!! Out of the pool! ** Ground Beef: Cow With No Legs ** Help stamp out, delete, and eradicate unnecessary, superfluous redundancy. ** I used to be indecisive; now Im not sure. ** Microbiology Lab: Staph Only! ** Mouse… n. elephant built by the Japanese. ** My reality check just bounced. ** No sense being pessimistic. It wouldnt work anyway. ** Rap is to music what Etch-a-Sketch is to art. ** Santas elves are just a bunch of subordinate Clauses. ** So, what IF there were no hypothetical questions hypothetically…