Several dozen brunette, redhead, and blonde guys were facing execution via firing squad. The firing squad took the brunettes first, and the leader said Ready, aim … at which point the brunettes yelled Earthquake!!!.
The firing squad looked around anxiously and while they were trying to figure out whether there was an earthquake or not, the brunette guys all took off and escaped. Undaunted, the firing squad took the redheads next, and the leader again said Ready, aim … at which point the redheads
yelled Tornado!!!.
The firing squad looked around anxiously and while they were trying to figure out which direction the tornado was coming from, the redhead guys all took off and escaped. The firing squad took the blonde guys last, and by now the blondes had it all figured out; when the right time came just yell out the name of some natural disaster. So when the firing squad leader said Ready, aim … , the blonde guys all yelled out Fire!!!.
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Jan
Additional Jokes From "Blonde"
- Stopped Using the Pill
- Bigfoot Blonde
- Question and answer blonde joke
- Student has compulsion to have sex with every man she meets
- Brunette Shopping
- Blonde With 2 Horses
- A bunch of blonde jokes…woo-hoo!
- Q: Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a flat forehead?
- Is your blinker on?
- Death in the Family!
- The Blonde Flight Attendant
- At the Porno Store
- Stranded on an island
- The locked up car keys..
- Puzzle