MORE REJECTED CHILDRENS BOOK TITLES:

1. Juggling Knives is Easy


2. Where to Find the toys in the Oven


3. Where Mommy & Daddy Hide Neat Things


4. Kick, Scream, and Cry to Get What You Want


5. Whatcha Doin the Wonderful Phrase


6. 101 Games to Play in the Road


7. The Indoor Pool is a Big Potty and the Divingboard is the Flusher


8. Homemade Fireworks using a Bathtub,a Blowdryer,and a Fork


9. POP, goes the Hamster and other fun Microwave Games


10. Arthur Gets Hunted


11. Clifford and the Big and Yellow Semi


12. Monsters Killed Grandpa


13. The hit sequel to Elvis is your real dad Mrs.Clause is your real Mom


14. Chicken Poop for the Kid Soul


15. All Guns Squirt Water


16. When The Garbage Truck Came to Sesame Street


17. How Fun it is to Tie a Squirrel to a Kite


18. You Can Get Sucked Down the Drain


19. How to Make Sushi with Ordinary Goldfish


20. 101 recipies to make with Dog


21. If its Storming out the Best Place to keep shelter is under a tree


22. The New Boy is Bad


23. Your Nightmares are real


24. The Time When Elmer REALLY got Bugs


25. Scooby Doo Gets Rabbis


26. The Lion, the Steak, and the Blender


27. The Little Kitten that was too Curious…..


28. The Boy who was so Stupid that his Dad put him up for Adoption


29. Mickey Mouse and the Mouse Trap


30. Chuck E. Cheese and Cheddar get a Flamethrower


31. Grampa Gets A Casket


32. Dads New Wife Robert


33. The Magical World Inside The Abandoned Refridgerator