A blind man arrives at a lumber camp & asks for a job. The boss advises him due to the fact he is blind & lumber work is very dangerous there are no available postions. The blind man protests & advises the boss he is able to identify trees buy smell & could go out ahead of the cutting crew & mark whatever trees were to be cut that day.
The boss decides to give him a try & takes him out to the lumber yard outside. The first piece of wood he comes to he hands it to the blind man who then passes it under his nose & advises it Fir
The boss is impressed & picksup a second piece of wood.Again the blind man passes it under his nose & advises its Redwood. This continues all around the lumber yard & the blind man never makes a mistake. The secetary has seen this display & decides to throw a curve at this lumber expert. Taking a ruler she runs it between her legs & passes it to the foreman who inturn hands it to the blindman, he smells the ruler & appears confused, finally he advises he is not sure but its either Pussy Willow or a board off an Old Shit House.
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Mar
Additional Jokes From "Foul Language"
- Heroic Statues
- Polak At Cockfight
- The F word
- What Were You Thinking?
- The Pianist
- Who Gives A F—
- Mailmans Last Day
- Poem – Ahhh Women…
- Bottom up planning
- Alphabet love (may be offensive to men)
- Cooperative Story Writing
- Who won the race?
- Tough luck at golf course
- Driving Exams
- Question about cows in stress