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REJECTED SLOGANS FOR FIRESTONE TIRES

10. Safer than a Russian sub.9. The perfect gift for your mother-in-law.8. Because theres a lot riding on your lawsuit.7. Better than driving around on your axles, right?6. Pop a set on your car today.5. Cmon, did you really expect good tires on a new Ford?4. Reinforcing the importance of the 25 mph speed limit.3. Hey, its not like we crashed our blimp or something.2. Best Blow Job In Town!1. You cant recall a better tire.

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