24
Jun

Roberts, Falwell, Schuler

Source: Passed to me by a colleague at the University of Idaho

Did you hear the one about the day Oral Roberts, Jerry Falwell and Robert
Schuler were driving to a big tent meeting together? Unfortunately,
they were involved in a terrible accident and all three were killed.
As you might expect they all ascended into heaven and came to standing in
front of the Pearly Gates. St. Peter greeted them and welcomed them to
heaven. Then he started to hem and haw around and finally explained that
they hadnt any advance notice of this situation and so werent quite
prepared for three so illustrious and holy men. He explained how all
three of them qualified for the very finest accommodations heaven had to
offer including very large and splendid mansions, but they werent quite
ready so would they mind waiting a few days?

They replied that they wouldnt mind waiting, but were they just going
to have to stand there for several days? St. Peter said no, he
believed he could arrange temporary quarters for them in Hell. Sometimes
Satan was willing to help out in emergencies, whereupon he placed a call
to Brother Satan and made the arrangements. They descended into Hell.

Noon on the fourth day after their descent St. Peter gets a frantic
phone call from the Devil demanding that he remove these three guys from
hell immediately. St. Peter couldnt believe his ears and asked what
could possibly be wrong with these three upstanding people.

The Devil replied, They are ruining my place down here. In less than
four days Jerry Falwell has saved everybody, Oral Roberts has healed
everybody, and Robert Schuler has raised enough money to air condition
the whole damn place!!

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