On their wedding night, the young bride told her groom, Since were married now, we can arrange our sex life like this: In the evening if my hair is done, that means I dont want sex at all. If my hair is somewhat undone, that means I may or may not have sex. Last…if my hair is completely undone, that means I want sex.

The groom replied, OK, honey cup. Just make sure that when I come home, I usually have a drink…If I have only one drink, that means I dont want sex.

If I have two drinks, I may or may not be wanting sex. But if I drink more than two…your hair wont matter!