Old and New Jokes

Forty-year-old divorced guys have no trouble scoring with large-
breasted 18-year-old girls.
Forty-year-old divorced women have large-breasted 18-year-old
bodies.
Women cum about 20 times from straight missionary fucking.
Oral sex is the only way to wake your lover up.
The wife has a secret stash of toys the husband has no clue
about.
Anal sex requires very little preparation time. Even the first
time.
Married men love fantasizing about their wives having sex with
other men, and they will jump at the chance to let that fantasy
come true.
A woman whose male lover has spurned her will invariably be
a dyke by the end of the story.
Who needs condoms?
Young males get hard almost immediately after ejaculation (if
they indeed lose erection at all) and are able to perform on
multiple women (i.e. their own mothers and the mothers three
female friends).