A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink. Unfortunately, the locals had a habit of picking on strangers. So when he finished his drink, he found his horse had been stolen. He went back into the bar, handily flipped his gun into the air, caught it above his head and fired a shot into the ceiling. WHICH ONE OF YOU SIDEWINDERS STOLE MY HOSS? he yelled.
No one answered.
ALL RIGHT, IM GONNA HAVE ANOTHA BEER, AND IF MY HOSS AINT BACK OUTSIDE BY THE TIME I FINISH, IM GONNA DO WHAT I DONE IN TEXAS! AND I DONT LIKE TO HAVE TO DO WHAT I DONE IN TEXAS!
Some of the locals shifted restlessly. The cowboy had another beer, walked outside, and his horse was back! He saddled up and started to ride out of town. The bartender wandered out of the bar and asked, Say partner, before you go. . .what happened in Texas?
The cowboy turned back and said, I had to walk home.
17
Dec
Additional Jokes From "Bar"
- Manhattan with a Plum
- The Pirate and the Steering Wheel
- 2 pieces of meat at a bar.
- Deaf Men in a Bar
- The Ballerina
- Shine On, You Crazy
- Dickens and the Martini
- The Cowboy whose horse gets stolen
- Fag bar
- Killing some nerds
- A mushroom walks into a bar.
- Jets Fans, Beware
- Signs That You are Too Drunk
- Dead Duck
- Drunk Test